April 2012
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official stupid questions list 2012
strideer:
ogremom:
1) if you had to get a chest tattoo of giant text, what font would it be written in?
2) where did you first learn how to ride a bike?
3) have you ever straight up just eaten a thing of lip gloss.
4) if you were in a fight to the death with your twelve year old self, who would look at the other and cry from shame first?
5) you are given a button that, when pressed, will...
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sebastiansmythe:
there is nothing worse than the feeling of shame you get after you run over your own banana peel in mario kart
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Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
regulateddiscord:
pantylesssphinx:
rivalshipping:
veridis:
caterpee:
carteroee
verifis
rivalshipping
bam
pantylesssphinx
not hard
regulateddiscord
or
RegulatedDiscord
BALLING
except that my keyboard is missing its H key so it was really easy
queerhazeleyes
Not that I ever look at the keyboard while I type anyway…
March 2012
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“A person’s a person, no matter how small.”
– Dr Seuss (via maggiesandvig)
Fun fact: Dr. Seuss was pro-choice and hated this abuse of his quote.
(via fuckyeahabortions)
I believe his wife pursued legal action against anti-choice groups that used this as a slogan after his death. They were both supporters of Planned Parenthood, too.
(via...
Reblog this if a fanfic has ever made you cry.
Question:
Why does the television industry seem to think people from Montana have southern accents?
Reblog if you want a fanfic in your ask.
vicmignognasmassivecock:
the-uchiha-sasuke-rp:
consultingclotpole:
random-nexus:
In perpetuity.
I’ve never gotten one of these before.
Awesome !
please
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Bored much? Here's a game.
wanderinggreywing:
defyingxmars:
Let’s play a little game with ourselves. Not in a kinky sexually-depraved-dudes manner, though. There’s this site, it’s really amusing. You think of a person or a character and then answer at questions with “yes”, “no”, “maybe” and stuff like that. And the site guesses who you were thinking about. It didn’t give me Livia, though - I got Lucretia instead, and my...
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kateordie:
I have this daydream, this utopia, that I always come back to. It’s the year 2017, and the war on women has become the forefront of all political debates. Old white men have stopped tiptoeing around their desire to strip women of their dignity and power. The religious right teems with senseless evangelical figureheads ready to send us back to the kitchen, with a short stop at the...
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
regulateddischord:
supey:
if you are feeling useless
like you have accomplished nothing today
sitting at the computer sniggering once in a while
stop
take a minute
press two fingers to the side of your neck until you feel a heartbeat somewhere
if you feel even one little beat
congratulations
youve pumped blood through your body
circulating oxygen and nutrients
burning a couple...
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holdmetighter asked: Hi there :3 I can't get fan mail to work for me, so I just wanted to say hi.
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52 Things You Can Do For Transgender Equality →
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[[MORE]]So I just read a creepy unhealthy-relationship fanfic and now I feel all yucky and recalling my past unhealthy relationships (and one in particular) and I’m really glad I’m going home tomorrow and spending time with my puppy and kitty and cable TV.
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“I shall assume that your silence gives consent”
– Plato (via thelibraryoflife)
Except if you assume that someone’s silence equals consent, you’re an idiot and very very incorrect. Silence can mean they’re afraid to say no, or too tired to say no, or too nervous to say no, or they’re in a situation where they’re afraid...
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On Consent and Incidental Rape
sexreeducated:
***Possible Trigger Warning**
The most amazing gift that comes with being a well informed sexual self-advocate is the ability to speak up for yourself. Many times during sexual experiences or certain relationships we have to tendency to lose our voice, to ‘go with the flow’, ‘get caught up in the moment’. While these moments may be typical of the human experience, when it comes...
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Colleen: *reads* I have it on good authority that if you type 'Google' into Google you can break the internet. So please, don't try it, even as a joke.
Me: Whelp. Now I have to try it.
Me: *types Google into Google*
Me: ...
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Colleen: ...
Me: Oh hey! Google came up! *clicks*
Colleen: *facepalm*
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Me: Can I have my leg back, please?
Sarah: Noooooo!
Me: ...Please?
Sarah: But I need it for feels!!!
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Gain weight to the point where most of my jeans leave marks on my hips
Celebrate
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